Grab your pitchforks and torches, it's time to buy a car.

Saturday, August 20, 2011 at 4:12PM
Ashley Quach in Stan, car, dealers

 

 

That deal isn't going anywhere...it's ageless...ancient...unyielding.

 

...you will possess it.

Or it...will possess you.

 

 

Note to readers: Car lots are, in fact, just retail establishments and you can leave them whenever you want.

This is America, dammit.

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