A pal of mine (hey Paula!) is getting married soon. Like most engaged gals, she reads bridal literature, which usually puts information in list format. "FOUR WAYS TO SAVE ON CENTERPIECES." "TEN MOTHER-IN-LAW DRESSES THAT ARE SEXY IN A MODEST KIND OF WAY." Stuff like that.

Well, the other day she read a list of top nine wedding reception disasters. "Melted candles" made the list. Can you believe that?

There are WAY worse disasters to be had.

I met a police sergeant yesterday who mentioned that he met his wife in the academy. 

C'mon, that's gold. You'll laugh, you'll cry...you'll get to see young recruits fight through an obstacle course after getting pepper sprayed right in the eyes. Then, I dunno, they can foil a heist on the night of the big policemen's ball.

Get the lead out, Hollywood.

Last month I got a request from the nice folks at St. Luke's in Houston, TX for permission to use the FAST Stroke detection comic for one of their events. I redrew the comic to be more suitable for a poster-type-situation and voila!

Now, apparently, it's in magnet form! Too cool, St. Luke's. Keep teachin' kids about how to spot strokes. 

A small sampling of the vampires drawn at last night's Dracula: Son of the Dragon Drink-n-draw event!

Xoxox to all the great artists who turned out to draw fanged creatures!

Great news! You can get a hand-drawn Sassquach vampire of your very own! For the low-low cost of an $8 contribution to the Dracula: Son of the Dragon Kickstarter, a vampire will be lovingly crafted on sturdy white stock and mailed to your home. In for a bargain? You can get 3 unique drawings for $20! There's only four days left in the campaign, so order one while you can!

Come to the Los Angeles Drink-n-Draw this Thursday at 8pm! (Casey's Pub, 613 S Grand Ave)

Lots of vampires will be drawn! All in support of Dracula: Son of the Dragon! If you ask nicely, I'll draw you a picture of Gary Oldman in a velvet frock coat.

 True story about those tattoos...and the next door neighbor.

HEAR YE! HEAR YE!

Super pal and graphic novelist MARK SABLE is Kickstarting this super cool book, DRACULA: SON OF THE DRAGON. There's dragons and vampires and HISTORY! Are you poopin' in your pants yet? Well, there's more! This Kickstarter comes with a heap of great rewards to choose from: leather bound editions, original art, prints...oh, there's just too much! (All the best Kickstarters have art as rewards, don't you know?)

They even have retailer bundle rewards! You can get Mark and Salgood to come do a signing at your store!

Personally, I decided to choose the reward where Mark consults you on a script. Mark is the first guy who ever read my work in its entirety and his advice is spot on. If you write scripts and were thinking about getting coverage on a project, why not just hire him? Support the artistic community and get some solid gold pointers in one fell swoop.

No one in the dream seemed very alarmed about the zombies. Everyone just sort of went on about their business and occasionally bagged a corpse. At one point in the dream I went to Old Navy to get some new t-shirts.

Story pitched by Max Landis.

(Paul would like everyone to know that his suggested title for this was, "Love Never Stops: Watch.")

We spend a lot of time mocking the TV.