Citizen Kang: The Last Straw

Credit to Rob Delaney for inspiring this comic with the following tweet: "Revenge is a dish best served... BOLD." - I want to hear Taylor Lautner say this then throw a donkey at a helicopter."

I'm not big on Taylor Lautner (please note, the above is not a drawing of Lautner), but I'll throw a donkey at a helicopter any day.