A) It shouldn't count as a topping if it all falls off the slice when pick it up.
B) Why wouldn't you just have a salad and then eat the pizza? Why dump salad on the pizza?
C) Meat toppings should be in bite-sized chunks, not wide leathery sheets that come off completely with the first bite.
D) What is wrong with you?
My good friend Adam (who is an awesome cartoonist) used to work at Starbucks. When I heard about the "Race Together" campaign, my first thought was, "Wow, they found a way to make that job worse."
Adam is a super chill guy who could probably field some poignant conversations about race, but trying to do so when you're slinging Frappucinos is a tall order.
I wrote this after viewing Max Landis' recent short,
PS! Max knew what match I was talking about (of course)!
@UPTOMYKNEES: @alperryman FUCK YEAH! Eddie vs Rey for custody of Dominick! Wonderful match.
So, there. In case you were wondering. Of course, the costumes I drew were waaaaaaaaaaay off.