A pal of mine (hey Paula!) is getting married soon. Like most engaged gals, she reads bridal literature, which usually puts information in list format. "FOUR WAYS TO SAVE ON CENTERPIECES." "TEN MOTHER-IN-LAW DRESSES THAT ARE SEXY IN A MODEST KIND OF WAY." Stuff like that.
Well, the other day she read a list of top nine wedding reception disasters. "Melted candles" made the list. Can you believe that?
There are WAY worse disasters to be had.