Bar-thday Parties

It's my birthday, gang! I've had so much cake this week.

Birthday cake!

The only way to do a birthday cake right: buy several jars of sprinkles, pour them all out on the cake of your choosing, jam your favorite cookie in along the sides and top, then add candles and fire.

Want to wish me a happy birthday? Buy a copy of my book.

The Worst Birthday Party Ever

Were those kids held at gunpoint? I can't imagine they went to the party willingly.

Thanks for the birthday wishes!

I've gotten a lot of really sweet birthday wishes this year. Thank you, thank you, and thank you.

(special credit to Stan Eicher for the hilarious birthday card above)