It's not that far-fetched.

Thanks for the birthday wishes!

I've gotten a lot of really sweet birthday wishes this year. Thank you, thank you, and thank you.

(special credit to Stan Eicher for the hilarious birthday card above)

Grab your pitchforks and torches, it's time to buy a car.

That deal isn't going anywhere...it's ageless...ancient...unyielding.

...you will possess it.

Or it...will possess you.

Note to readers: Car lots are, in fact, just retail establishments and you can leave them whenever you want.

This is America, dammit.